December 10, 2024

LL Cool J dubbed himself “the most important rapper that ever existed.” A rep to all young people said he was only one of the most important clothe retailers out there. (real story)

A new way to train AI replaces datasets with humans who “observe AI's actions […] and provide ongoing, nuanced feedback.” The method’s name: “Minorities’ Idea of White Moms.” (real story)

A woman looking for her birth parents discovered her father’d been her Facebook friend for three years. “Who knows how I would’ve found my origins had he not sent me those dick pics!” (real story)

In Italy, public transportation strikes led a train to start one hour early to make it on time. Asked about the train not coming before it’s time, a chick train said he can get it.  (real story)

In England, a high court ruled a 64-year-old man suffered sexual harassment after being called “bald.” England: we’re so ugly, bald middle-aged men’s sexiness makes us do crimes!” (real story)