December 12, 2024

In Ohio, The Satanic Temple has offered its services to an elementary school. The Temple’s program’s mandatory for those who play music out their phones instead of earbuds. (real story)

A woman named Emily Windham has gone viral after posting about being teased for her initials. “I never thought of it that way,” said an emergency patient in Ukraine. (real story)

A study reported “Frosty The Snowman” is the most dangerous Christmas song, pointing to its distracting beat rate per minutes. Driving with Radiohead on while slitting your wrist’s fine. (real story)

Starbucks is working on getting customers their coffee in less 30 seconds. The company’s still far from its real goal: complete access to your urine. (real story)

Blind icon Stevie Wonder was asked by Apple to somehow demo its Vision Pro. The partnership gives new hope to Medium condom buyers who insist to get Magnums. (real story)