December 23, 2024

A Tennessee pizza shop, seen here where roadkill goes to die again, has denied wedding catering to a same-sex couple. Asked just who solicits a pizzeria to cater their wedding, God said, ‘I mean, white trash’s white trash.'‘ (real story)

In boxing, Tyson Fury faced champion Oleksandr Usyk last weekend. The match went the full 12 rounds and, in true exciting boxing fashion, a punch did it.

A woman’s just celebrated her 106^th birthday. Asked her secret to making it this far, she said daily exercise, the occasional pizza and never doing anal during interracial sex. (real story)

Staff at a wildlife center wear fox masks to prevent cubs from taking after people. A fox didn’t know how creepy humans thought it looked until seeing the mask, revealed its suicide note. (real story)

A salmonella outbreak has led an Arizona company to recall its cucumbers. Experts say the best form of prevention against salmonella’s to avoid all vegetables and instead eat steak, ice cream, or poutine. With your hands. (real story)