December 31, 2024

Burt, a crocodile famous for his appearance in the 80s blockbuster Crocodile Dundee, died at 90. In human time, 90 crocodile years equals how long a new Simpsons episode feels.  (real story)

A plot of land next to one of Jeff Bezos’ homes is being sold for $200 million. “Really, you can charge this much for a dusty, germ-filled space?” asked Lily Phillips. (real story)

Researchers have discovered snakes have clitorises. They explained, “But enough about my divorce, now for snakes… .”

Hollywood veteran Jennifer Love Hewitt spoke of her difficulty landing roles and said even “[regular] people seem to have a really hard time accepting” she’s in her 40’s. In a sign of our troubling times, no Hollywood producer could be found amongst the 100% of men praying to sniff her car seat. (real time)

A school bus driver dropped off the 4-year-old above with the wrong family. This was clearly an honest mistake, just judge so for yourself…

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(real story)