December 9, 2024

A man paid a female streamer $550k to hear her call him bro. “No waste here!” said an industry “expert”…

(real story)

Travis Kelce is following in girlfriend Taylor Swift’s footsteps by releasing a Christmas album. He denied Swift was controlling his life: “Our menstrual cycles are completely different.” (real story)

The White House warns at least 8 telecom companies have been hacked. The firms ensure customers’ data privacy’s well protected: “We always apply plenty Vaseline beforehand.” (real story)

Researchers discovered “E. coli bacteria can synchronize their movements, creating order in seemingly random biological systems.”

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E-coli: your racist uncle’s new word for “North-Korea.”

(real story)