February 17, 2025

Happy Presidents Day and for those outside the U.S., happy root cana…Monday.

Here’s what’s happening:

A bank robber was arrested after livestreaming himself during a high-speed police chase with both his wife and 4-month-old baby in the backseat…

Elsewhere, a police officer and her husband were arrested for allegedly sharing files of themselves having sex on camera and promoting that their young children were nearby…

In unrelated news, a homeless dog carried her dying puppy in the rain and left it at the door of a veterinarian. The vet believes the dog brought the puppy there after seeing bystanders bring her litter’s first surviving newborn to the location.

Sources say they’re not telling you who to think’s better between people and animals. (ABC/New York Post/YouTube)

President Trump rescinded some of his federal employee firings after realizing they were part of the team that looks after nuclear stockpiles worldwide. In a survey, 100% of democrats and republicans found “the destruction of current life feels right.” (Daily Mail)

Soaring egg prices has consumers looking for protein alternatives which experts see in beans. They add if beans aren’t your thing, a tastier option’s just one snappy recipe away:

 All you need:

1) Eat beans

2) Vomit

3) Eat that

(Business Insider)

A study finds single women are happier than single men. The research points to friendships and emotional support as the main driver for female happiness; alternatively, because men tend to favor lonesomeness, unhappiness ensues. “I get it now,” said a man, “so friends turn women into whores?” (CTV)

A farmer’s making the case that local food’s best because “eggs and beef are touched by fewer hands from farm to restaurant.” The news’s welcomed by people with a preferred number of times their food had contact with doodoo hands. (Fox News)

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