February 26, 2025

In New York, DoorDash will have to pay delivery workers $17M in back pay after misrepresenting their earnings. The company’s reaching out to all 17 million employees. (LinkedIn)

Director Will Packer recently said he had to change a script 5 times before convincing Beyonce to star in what still became a poorly received movie.

Will Packer’s statement was part of a sex-ed class about why No should always mean no. (The View)

In New Hampshire, an official said a box of bananas containing a venomous snake “was found either Friday or Saturday.” The snake killed 84 people or nobody, give or take.  (USA Today)

An internal Meta document recently leaked out, showing the teams hit hardest by the company’s recent string of low performer firings. So far untouched: the team responsible for making Facebook popular strictly with the North-American senile and menopausal. (Business Insider)

In baseball, The New York Yankees are now allowing their players to grow beards. No word yet on how it will impact the aerodynamics of baseball’s gum chewing, standing around and jogs in jammies. (Sports Illustrated)