February 3, 2025

A British MMA fighter by the name of Taylor Swift is making waves for sharing a name with the pop queen. They’re easy to tell apart: both make money from getting hurt by men, but only one will remember her hits. (CNN)

After the success of Mr. Beast’s Prime show, streamers are said to be eager for more influencer-led content. Practicing its ‘What’s up guys’ before a Hollywood audition, an overflowing testosterone tank with dad issues was heard repeatedly slapping itself. (Business Insider)

A priest, who also describes himself as an exorcist, is accused of pulling out a girl’s hair and flossing his teeth with it. He’s pleaded not guilty on reason flossing shows the devil’s in the details. (MLive)

Researchers found cold water immersions, such as during showers, reduce stress only temporarily and increase quality of life only “slightly.” From the same research: bald people who drink car oil notice hair growth but inward. (Science Daily)

Anthony Mackie’s in hot water after the Captain America star said the character name 'America' doesn’t describe accurately “a man who has honor, dignity, and integrity."

At press time, experts had yet to find lies there.

(Forbes)

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