February 4, 2025

President Trump paused tariffs against Canada, which promised $1.3 billion to fight the little fentanyl going through the United States. Geographers assure the distance between Trump’s fake complaints and reality’s nowhere close to what’s between him and Melania’s wedding tariffs.

(CTV)

A federal worker and twice Trump voter, fired amid the president’s federal work overhaul, said, "I had hope that President Trump would fulfill his promises," but “that hope disappeared." “Be careful what you wish for,” said the doctor to his parents at birth. (Business Insider)

A woman was sentenced to community service after sending video selfies of herself farting into the camera to her boyfriend’s ex-girlfriend. “Send her to the electric chair!” said the phone. (BBC)

In a Daily Mail article, a cardiologist “ranked the worst recreational drugs for your heart.” The article was a follow-up to the popular “best brunch ideas for suicide day.” (Daily Mail)

It’s been reported 96% of shrimps served in Tampa are mislabeled, as restaurants imply they serve local shrimp that’s actually imported from Asia or South America. An “import” not “local” is how Beyonce’s also described by White country fans.

(Herald Tribune)

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