February 5, 2025

The White House’s opening one briefing room seat to a Trump-friendly social media outlet and has received more than 7,000 requests. The administration will award the seat based on gag reflex. (The Hill)

A study found flossing may lower the risk of strokes from blood clots and irregular heartbeats. The study adds that those bad things will happen also if you don’t call me again this Mother’s Day. (American Heart Association)

A new mother was told by her family doctor to go on birth control so she could service her husband sexually. “FINALLY, some good news for feminism!” said Bianca Censori. (New York Post)

On X, Marjorie Taylor Green singled out a European reporter writing, “I think we need to throw out all the foreign press!" Green later admitted joking about knowing what ‘think’ means. (USA Today)

A new ad features Snoop Dogg and Tom Brady yelling sociological explanations for hate at each other. Credited for how the project makes your sphincter cringe’s whoever created Justin Baldoni and Blake Lively. (YouTube)

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