January 14, 2025

A new study finds some physical activity reduces the risk of developing 19 chronic diseases. An even newer study says you won’t exercise for 6 types of blowjobs. (real story)

A blind man accidently shot his friend in his amputated leg while trying to defend him. Officials assured no deep-fried uninsured patients were involved, so it wasn’t the most American thing ever. (real story)

McDonald’s, who in 2020 described its DEI program as “action that is long overdue,” has stopped the initiative due to the upcoming Trump administration. Multiple questions asking if McDonald’s is spineless, hypocritical scum were redirected to the company’s representative: its lack of McValues. (real story)

Who’s ever watched ‘CNN Heroes’?

… and counts down the seconds before it starts?!!

Radio personality Charlamagne tha God criticized Obama’s “chummy” exchange with Donald Trump at Jimmy Carter’s funeral. Obama insists he’s trustworthy but refused to submit a test of his piss.

(real story)