January 27, 2025

CNN’s CEO reportedly told Jake Tapper and other reporters that “Trump should be shown some deference” and “they could be “fair-minded” without being “tough-minded.” Then while leaving and closing the door, he said, “Don’t prostitute yourselves … just your tongue tip … but not both balls, anyhoo, you’re the big time reporters, you know what to do…” (real story)

A couple was arrested after allegedly stealing $1M worth of Lululemon merchandise. Police caught them before they could resell all 3 items. (real story)

A study found chimpanzees display what researchers call “contagious urinations” in that when one chimp goes to pee, others follow. “Why are they calling us chimpanzees?” asked the Association of Women When At Places.

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(real story)

Health officials warn to get your sight checked if you don’t think they totally look alike.

JPMorgan’s CEO seen here not caring you know his cock’s massive says the company will continue its DEI efforts despite the Trump administration being against them. He explained, “Understanding Blacks’ needs is the right thing to do to fuck ‘em over real good.” (real story)

On Bill Maher’s Club Random, conservative Matt Gaetz spoke proudly of his surprising friendship with democrat Ilhan Omar. Here’s an advanced copy of MSNBC’s coverage of the news:

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Janu-her-y 27, 2025

Narcissist Matt Gaetz Reveals Ilhan Omar Friendship Without Her Consent!

(Just for good measure: LatinX, Planned Parenthood, The Future is Female)

(real story)