During a recent concert in India, Coldplay frontman Chris Martin said "Thank you for forgiving us for all of the bad things Great Britain has done and welcoming us to your home." Media questions to Martin about when India ever accepted apologies Britain never issued were deferred to Martin’s wealthy White guilt. (real story)

A young woman held a mock funeral for her right arm she lost to cancer, shaking many online: “How can anybody let this happen!?! Can the elections happen again, so I can vote Harris now?? That was her right arm!” said a shaken incel. (real story)

TV review: Reasonable Doubt (season 1)

Reasonable Doubt comes from creator and producer extraordinaire Larry Wilmore: from his successful Black show ideas (Insecure, The Bernie Mac Show) to his ease with right-wing and liberal Whites, he’s the RFK of entertainment—an interesting voice.

Season 1 of the show, currently reviewed, is about a lawyer’s impending murder. Seeds are planted throughout the season of who’d want to kill lead Jax Stewart, played by Emayatzy Corinealdi. Despite being established early on as a race- and gender-bending character, Jax’s still, ultimately, like Billy Porter: a fiercely Black woman at her core.

The drama sometimes feels predictable; Jax’s strong-yet-unable-to-resist-bad-boys type feels like a Jerome Dickey copyright infringement; and then, of course (of course), there’s a ‘White hussy.’

But there’s a genuine effort throughout the nine episodes to make most scenes mount toward a twist payoff. And Jax’s unorthodox worldview sustains viewers’ interest as it bleeds into almost everything she does.

Everythang.

Season 1 of Reasonable Doubt’s good, decently paced TV which, unlike a 3-word Obama sentence, is great at passing the time.

4 out of 5 chased ambulances

President Trump hire and NASA Administrator Janet Petro, who equated DEI in 2021 with “an environment where everyone feels included,” now says it “wasted taxpayers dollars and resulted in shameful discrimination.”  When a waiter asked her order, she demanded he pay her for what to say there too. (real story) 

Singer Jewel justified partaking President Trump’s inauguration by explaining she supports RFK’s homelessness stance and the fact that “if I wait to try until I agree 100% with the people that might be willing to help me, I'd never get off the bench.”

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Bench sales skyrocket among democrats!

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