January 7, 2025

A murder was resolved after police discovered a Google Maps image, seen above, of the unlucky suspect burying the body in his car trunk; it was the first time in 15 years Google had filmed this area. Worse, the one to call the police?

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That intact Trump door. (real story)

A new study examined the willingness of older patients to accept homecare from robots. Experts predict the real challenge will be to create believable Filipino and Jamaican accents that don’t inconvenience patients’ racism. (real story)

A report’s found air fryers are sending consumers’ personal data to Chinese servers after listening in on their conversations. An irate woman’s demanding explanations: “Repeat what I just said if you were really listening to me and not watching the game!” (real story)

A UFC fighter has called an opponent “disrespectful” for elbowing her in the anus. She wished she’d fought more honorably, with shots to the brain. (real story)

Rapper and female celebrities’ top dildo name 50 Cent took loving pictures with Boy Meets World’s Danielle Fishel. Her husband thought nothing of the tasteful exchange: “Very tasteful,” he said of Fifty after the married couple’s lovemaking. (real story)