March 10, 2025

In China, a train line awkwardly runs through an apartment building. The building was designed by a hemorrhoid. (The Mirror)

Some farmers are using urine to grow their crops. Asked why he was drinking from the toilet, a six-year-old said, “Eating my vegetables.”  (BBC)

The Supreme Court ruled specific limitations should be established on how raw sewage’s discharged into water supplies, regulated under the Clear Water Act. For more on how the limitations weren’t already specific, consult the Clear Water currently being discharged out your mouth. (The Guardian)

In New York, a Jewish woman’s crediting divine intervention for escaping a falling tree by seconds. “I won’t tell her if you don’t,” said Allah. (New York Post)

A cabin crew forced a man to be seated for 14 hours next to a dead body. The situation made everybody uncomfortable. “A dead body on board, can you believe it?” asked the corpse. (BBC)

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