March 11, 2025

Eye lens inside tooth, NYT opinion changes, and more!

March 11, 2025

Actor Armie Hammer, back in the public eye after accusations of cannibalism and rape, said he once tried sex with men but couldn’t get an erection. After a long pause, he answered he hadn’t considered just not sticking his dick in people. (New York Post)

In Canada, a patient’s regaining their eyesight after having a lens inserted in a tooth that was then surgically placed in the eye. The odd combination is the biggest breakthrough since throat clearing somehow means signaling for attention. (CBC)

The New York Times is offering new positions or buyouts to its opinion writers as it believes “publishing fewer, higher-quality editorials […] will lead to more audience attention.”

It’s like that Aliyah remix…

“If at first you don’t succeeeeeeeeed…”

“Dust off that virtue-signaling lecture and try—”

“… just once ‘cause THAT’s the problem”

Police arrested a man after he swallowed nearly $1M worth of stolen diamond earrings. The story’s being shopped around in Hollywood as a female-friendly The Human Centipede. (CNN)

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In Missouri, a man was charged for having sex with a train seat. “Soooooo, the seat’s single?” asked Armie Hammer. (The Mirror)

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