March 13, 2025

A study reports dementia patients’ brains show 10 times more microplastics than healthy people’s but says no direct link’s been established. The researchers also note your dentist fingers his wife every day, washes up and goes to work, though not in that order. (New York Post)

CNN republican commentator and inventor of menstrual pain Scott Jennings is set to get a raise. It’s another blow for Jennings’ main competitor for the job: a blank newspaper made from a screeching chalkboard. (Mediaite)

Fans online are questioning why Vivica Fox seems to have gotten a Brazilian butt lift in her 60s. Asked when exactly the right time is to stuff sacs of puss-like fat where you shit and avoid sitting yet also laying around for two weeks, onlookers noted I see what you did there. (Hype+)

Rising egg prices have some resorting to renting chickens. “I don’t have to justify what I do with my body!” said people who look around then admit liking the work of Louie CK. (BBC)

Apple’s fixing a bug that causes its dictation feature to type the word “Trump” when users say “racist.” This is Apple’s second issue of the sort: the first saw saying, “seats in Florida” type “chlamydia.”   (CNN)

An influencer complimenting Megan Thee Stallion for her music’s aggressive edge was described as racist by a reporter, despite Stallion voicing WWE’s Smackdown opening theme. Insulted from not being considered aggressive, WrestleMania will see Cody Rhodes’ newborn shot in the skull. (Poynter)

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