March 17, 2025

Actress Kate Hudson said, “I like the idea of being engaged forever” because “I like my freedom.” Hudson added being happiest in traffic, feeling rested only after sleeping next to a snorer, and orgasming during diarrhea. (CNN)

In Switzerland, a politician was arrested after buying a pink toy gun because it violated the country’s weapons law.  The country’s going to such great lengths to be anti-gun, it will rename itself only with letters not included in “United States of America:” Zwyjlpxq. (Associated Press)

An experimental program has prisoners using VR to imagine what a better life would look like. The program was inspired by minority boys’ dreams of being breastfed into adulthood by a White mom. (The Guardian)

The wife of an obsessive nose picker documented his emergency stay following an uncontrollable nosebleed. But specialists flown from across the world were unable to figure out how he’s married. (Townflex)

In China, a restaurant customer was filmed peeing in a broth hotpot that’s used for other patrons. Officials were shocked by the country’s sanitation improvement. (People)