March 18, 2025

A man known for removing his ears and other extreme body modifications had his fingers amputated to turn them into claws. The man’s what Black people picture when hearing of a Black person into Metallica. (The Mirror)

Officials are warning of a growing trend where consumers mistake nail glue for eye drops. But only after mistaking glasses for a blowtorch. (WKRC)

Liberal magazine—and #1 New York bad thing despite “#9” and “#11”—The New Yorker revealed modernizing some spellings, like “Web site” becoming “website.” On the joint panel behind the decision were January 6 rioters, Playboy collectors and others with a strong grip to the past. (The New Yorker)

Harry Potter actress Jessie Cave is making adult content revolving around her hair. Her business advisor? Sandpaper used for hand jobs. (The Mirror)

An author says parents should give away small amounts of money to their children throughout their life instead of leaving an inheritance. But he adds if they disagree giving out money repeatedly, respect their wishes and wait until they die from natural causes—cyanide’s natural. (Business Insider)

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