March 6, 2025

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In Hartford, a 19-year-old student reportedly graduated from high school and went on to college without ever having been taught how to read. The interview was part of a 6-second documentary on the uselessness of English Lit. (CT Mirror)

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In Hartford, a 19-year-old student reportedly graduated from high school and went on to college without ever having been taught how to read. Officials became suspicious when she called Blake Lively an A-lister. (CT Mirror)

Google creator Sergey Brin says working 60 hours a week’s the “sweet spot” for his AI workers. He explained Russians are inexperienced with flavoring. (New York Post)

A National Geographic article covers the benefits of walking backwards. “Is there any other direction for Man to go?” asked what-the-fuck-ever this is. (National Geographic)

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The press initially misreported the Oscars’ ratings after ABC forgot to include Hulu’s streaming numbers. The press’s suing the Oscars for its lack of fact-checking and being the stenographer of the powerful.

Monica Lewinsky, infamous for her affair with President Clinton in 1995, says he should have resigned once the story came out. Sources say she takes her stubbornness about this old story after those close to her: those stubborn cum stains. (YouTube)

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