"Told you so!": Harris, employee lives in bathroom, and more!

In China, a woman lives in her job’s bathroom to save money. The arrangement’s applauded by racial stereotypes. (New York Post)

In a speech about the tariffs and Trump presidency, Kamala Harris said, “I told you so.” Harris’s new political advisors? Hags. (MSNBC)

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In Japan, a company sells “drinkable mayonnaise.” Selena Gomez’s a fan: “Can I drink THAT instead?” (Sora News 24)

A plane returned to the airport after an hour in-air when a passenger couldn’t find their phone. Turns out, the phone was in her purse the entire time. What she’d forgotten were the bombs. (Latin Times)

DoorDash now accepts credit to order takeout. The company bought the patent of taking yourself out and credit from a debtor on a bridge. (CNN)

Superinfections experts are studying cockroaches and their ability to live in filthy places. The scientists’ next filthy subjects: moviegoers wishing to play the harmonica with Mickey Madison’s tampons. (The Independent)

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